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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
10Q-thank you
2B or not 2B-To Be Or Not To Be
2G2B4G-Too Good To Be Forgotten
2G2BT-Too Good To Be True
2moro-Tomorrow
2nite-Tonight
2U2-To You Too
4COL-For Crying Out Loud
4EAE-ForEver And Ever
4eva-forever
4ever-Forever
<3-heart
?-I have a question
@TEOTD-At The End Of The Day
A
A3-Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
AAF-As A Friend/Always And Forever
AAK-Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF-As A Matter Of Fact
AAR8-At Any Rate
AAS-Alive And Smiling
AATK-Always At The Keyboard
AAYF-As Always, Your Friend
ABT2-About To
ADAD-Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB-All Done Bye Bye
ADIP-Another Day In Paradise
ADN-Any Day Now
AFAIC-As Far As I’m Concerned
AFAICS-As Far As I Can See
AFAICT-As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK-As Far As I Know
AFAIR-As Far As I Remember
AFAIU-As Far As I Understand
AFAP-As Far As Possible
AFAYC-As Far As You’re Concerned
AFC-Away From Computer
AFINIAFI-A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFK-Away From Keyboard
AFPOE-A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AIGHT-all right
AISB-As I Said Before
AISE-As I Said Earlier
AISI-As I See It
AITR-Adult In The Room
AKA or a.k.a.-Also Known As
ALAP-As Late As Possible
ALOL-Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALOTBSOL-Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
AMAP-As Many As Possible/As Much As Possible
AMBW-All My Best Wishes
AML-All My Love
ANFAWFOS-And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD-And Now For Something Completely Different
AOAS-All Of A Sudden
AOB-Abuse Of Bandwidth
ASAMOF-As A Matter Of Fact
ASAP-As Soon As Possible
ASAYGT-As Soon As You Get This
ATM-At The Moment/Automated Teller Machine
ATSL-Along The Same Line
ATST-At The Same Time
ATW-All The Way
ATWD-Agree That We Disagree
AWC-After While, Crocodile
AWHFY-Are We Having Fun Yet?
AWLTP-Avoiding Work Like The Plague
AWOL-Absent Without Leave
AWTTW-A Word To The Wise
AYC-Aren’t You Clever
AYCE-All You Can Eat
AYK-As You Know
AYOR-At Your Own Risk
AYTMTB-And You’re Telling Me This Because
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B
B&F-Back and Forth
B/C-Because
B4-Before
B4N-Bye For Now
B4U-Before You
B4YKI-Before You Know It
BAG-Busting A Gut
BAK-Back At Keyboard
BAU-Business As Usual
BB-Be Back
BB4N-Bye Bye for Now
BBB-Bye Bye Babe/Boring Beyond Belief
BBBG-Bye Bye Be Good
BBFN-Bye Bye for Now
BBIAB-Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF-Be Back In A Few
BBIAS-Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW-Be Back In A While
BBL-Be Back Later
BBR-Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS-Be Back Soon
BBSD-Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL-Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT-Be Back Tomorrow
BC-Because
BCNU-Be Seeing You
BCOZ-because
BD-Big Deal/Baby Dance/Brain Drain
BDBI5M-Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
BF-Boyfriend/Best Friend
BFF-Best Friends Forever
BFFL-Best Friends For Life
BFFN-Best Friends For Now
BFFTTE-Best Friends Forever ‘Til The End
BFN-Bye For Now
BHG-Big Hearted Guy/Big Hearted Girl
BI5-Back In Five
BIBI-Bye Bye
BIL-Boss Is Listening
BIO-Bring It On
BION-Believe It Or Not
BITD-Back In The Day
BKA-Better Known As
BL-Belly Laughing
BMGWL-Busting My Gut With Laughter
BMOC-Big Man On Campus
BNDN-Been Nowhere Done Nothing
BNF-Big Name Fan
BOCTAAE-But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BON-Believe it Or Not
BOTOH-But On The Other Hand
BRB-Be Right Back
BRT-Be Right There
BSF-But Seriously, Folks
BSOD-Blue Screen of Death
BTD-Bored To Death
BTDT-Been There Done That
BTDTGTS-Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTHOOM-Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTN-Better Than Nothing
BTTT-Back To The Top
BTW-By The Way
BTWBO-Be There With Bells On
BW-Best Wishes
BWDIK-But What Do I Know
BWL-Bursting With Laughter
BWTM-But Wait, There’s More
BYKT-But You Knew That
BZ-Busy
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C
CYA-see ya
C-T-City
C/S-Change of Subject
C4N-Ciao For Now
CAAC-Cool As A Cucumber
CAS-Crack A Smile
CBB-Can’t Be Bothered
CF-Coffee Freak
CFV-Call For Vote
CICYHW-Can I Copy Your Home Work
CID-Consider It Done
CIL-Check In Later
CM-Call Me
CMIW-Correct Me if I’m Wrong
CMU-Crack Me Up
CNP-Continued in Next Post
COS-Change Of Subject
CRAP-Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAT-Can’t Remember A Thing
CRB-Come Right Back
CRBT-Crying Real Big Tears
CSA-Cool Sweet Awesome
CSL-Can’t Stop Laughing
CSN-Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
CT-Can’t Talk
CTA-Call To Action
CTMQ-Chuckle To Myself Quietly
CTO-Check This Out
CU-See You/Cracking Up
CUATU-See You Around The Universe
CUL8R-See You Later
CULA-See You Later Alligator
CUNS-See You In School
CUOL-See You On-Line
CUZ-Because
CWOT-Complete Waste Of Time
CWYL-Chat With You Later
CX-Cancelled
CY-Calm Yourself
CYE-Check your Email
CYL-See You Later
CYM-Check Your Mail
CYO-See You Online
CYT-See You Tomorrow
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D
D&M-Deep & Meaningful
D00D-Dude
DAMHIKT-Don’t Ask Me How I Know That
DARFC-Ducking And Running For Cover
DBEYR-Don’t Believe Everything You Read
DD-Due Diligence
DEF-Definitely
DEGT-Don’t Even Go There
DETI-Don’t Even Think It
DEWD-dude
DF-Dear Friend
DGA-Don’t Go Anywhere
DGT-Don’t Go There
DGTG-Don’t Go There Girlfriend
DH-Dear Husband
DHYB-Don’t Hold Your Breath
DIKU-Do I Know You?
DINK-Double Incomes, No Kids
DIRFT-Do It Right the First Time
DISTO-Did I Say That Outloud?
DITR-Dancing In The Rain
DITTO-same here
DITYID-Did I Tell You I’m Distressed
DIY-Do It Yourself
DKDC-Don’t Know Don’t Care
DL-Down Low/Download/Dead Link
DLTBBB-Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTM-Don’t Lie To Me
DMI-Don’t Mention It
DNBL8-Do Not Be Late
DNC-Does Not Compute
DND-Do Not Disturb
DOE-Depends On Experience
DORD-Department Of Redundancy Department
DQMOT-Don’t Quote Me On This
DQYDJ-Don’t Quit Your Day Job
DRIB-Don’t Read If Busy
DSTR8-Damn Straight
DTRT-Do The Right Thing
DUNNO-i don’t know
DUST-Did You See That?
DWB-Don’t Write Back
DWBH-Don’t Worry Be Happy
DYFM-Dude You Fascinate Me
DYJHIW-Don’t You Just Hate It When…
DYLI-Do You Love It?
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E
E123-Easy as One, Two, Three
E2HO-Each to His/Her Own
EAK-Eating at Keyboard
EM-Excuse Me
EMFBI-Excuse Me For Butting In
EMFJI-Excuse Me For Jumping In
EMI-Excuse My Ignorance
EML-Email Me Later
EMSG-E-Mail Message
EOD-End Of Day/End Of Discussion
EOL-End Of Life
EOM-End Of Message
ESEMED-Every Second Every Minute Every Day
ESH-Experience, Strength, and Hope
ESO-Equipment Smarter than Operator
ETA-Estimated Time of Arrival
EVRE1-Every One
EZ-Easy
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F
F2F-Face to Face
FAB-Features Attributes Benefits
FAQL-Frequently Asked Questions List
FAWC-For Anyone Who Cares
FBKS-Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FBOCD-Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
FCFS-First Come, First Served
FCOL-For Crying Out Loud
FDGB-Fall Down Go Boom
FE-Fatal Error
FF-Friends Forever
FGDAI-Fuhgedaboudit/Forget About It
FIL-Father-In-Law
FISH-First in, Still Here
FITB-Fill In The Blanks
FMTYEWTK-Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FOAF-Friend Of A Friend
FOC-Free of Charge
FOFL-Falling on Floor Laughing
FOGC-Fear Of Getting Caught
FOMC-Fell Off My Chair
FOMCL-Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FSBO-For Sale By Owner
FSR-For Some Reason
FTASB-Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH-From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTL-Faster Than Light
FTLOG-For The Love Of God
FTTB-For The Time Being
FUD-Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FWIW-For What It’s Worth
FYA-For Your Amusement
FYE-For Your Edification
FYEO-For Your Eyes Only
FYF-From Your Friend
FYI-For Your Information
FYLTGE-From Your Lips To Gods Ears
FYM-For Your Misinformation
FYSBIGTBABN-Fasten Your Seat Belts It’s Going To Be A Bumpy Night
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G
G-Guess/Grin/Giggle
G1-Good One
G2G-Got to Go
G2GLYS-Got To Go Love Ya So
G4I-Go For It
G4N-Good For Nothing
GA-Go Ahead
GAFYK-Get Away From Your Keyboard
GAL-Get A Life
GALGAL-Give A Little Get A Little
GALHER-Get A Load of Her
GALHIM-Get A Load of Him
GAS-Got A Second?
GBG-Great Big Grin
GBH-Great Big Hug
GBTW-Get Back To Work
GC-Good Crib
GD&R-Grinning, Ducking and Running
GD&RF-Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
GDW-Grin, Duck and Wave
GF-Girlfriend
GFI-Go For It
GFN-Gone For Now
GFON-Good For One Night
GFR-Grim File Reaper
GFTD-Gone For The Day
GG-Good Game/Gotta Go/Giggling
GGA-Good Game All
GGN-Gotta Go Now
GGOH-Gotta Get Out of Here
GHM-God Help Me
GI-Google It
GIC-Gift In Crib
GIDK-Gee I Don’t Know
GIGO-Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST-Gee, I Wish I’d Said That
GJ-Good Job
GJP-Good Job Partner
GL-Good Luck/Get Lost
GLA-Good Luck All
GLGH-Good Luck and Good Hunting
GM-Good Morning or Good Move
GMAB-Give Me A Break
GMTA-Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT-Great Minds Think For Themselves
GN-Good Night
GNBLFY-Got Nothing But Love For You
GNSD-Good Night Sweet Dreams
GOI-Get Over It
GOL-Giggling Out Loud
GOWI-Get On With It
GOYHH-Get Off Your High Horse
GR&D-Grinning Running And Ducking
GR2BR-Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish
GR8-Great
GRAS-Generally Recognized As Safe
GRATZ-Congratulations
GRRLZ-girls, also seen as grrl
GRRR-Growling
GSOAS-Go Sit On A Snake
GSOH-Good Sense Of Humor
GT-Good Try
GTG-Got To Go
GTGB-Got To Go, Bye
GTK-Good To Know
GTM-Giggle To Myself
GTRM-Going To Read Mail
GTSY-Glad To See You
GUD-Geographically UnDesirable
GUVMENT-government/guvmint/gumint
GWI-Get With It
GWS-Get Well Soon
GYHOOYA-Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
GYPO-Get Your Pants Off
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H
H&K-Hugs and Kisses
H/O-Hold On
H/P-Hold Please
HAG1-have a good one
HAGD-Have a Great Day
HAGN-Have A Good Night
HAGO-Have A Good One
HAGS-Have a Good Summer
HAK-Hugs And Kisses
HAND-Have a Nice Day
HAR-Hit And Run
HAWTLW-Hello And Welcome To Last Week
HB-Hurry Back
HBASTD-Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
HBB-Hip Beyond Belief
HBIC-Head Bitch In Charge
HBU-How Bout You?
HCC-Holy Computer Crap
HD-Hold
HF-Hello Friend or Have Fun or Have Faith
HHIS-Hanging Head In Shame
HHO1/2K-Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ-Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK-Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS-Ha-Ha, Only Serious
HHTYAY-Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIG-How’s It Going
HIH-Hope It Helps
HIOOC-Help, I’m Out Of Coffee
HITAKS-Hang In There And Keep Smiling
HMFIC-Head MOFO In Charge
HNTI-How Nice That/This Is
HNTW-How Nice That Was
HNY-Happy New Year
HO-Hang On/Hold On
HOIC-Hold On, I’m Coming
HOYEW-Hanging On Your Every Word
HP-Higher Power
HPPO-Highest Paid Person in Office
HSIK-How Should I Know
HT-Hi There
HTH-Hope This (That) Helps
HTNOTH-Hit The Nail On The Head
HU-Hook Up
HUD-How You Doing?
HUGZ-Hugs
HUH-what
HUYA-Head Up Your Ass
HWGA-Here We Go Again
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I
I 1-D-R-I Wonder
I H8 IT-i hate it
I-D-L-Ideal
IAC-In Any Case/I Am Confused/If Anyone Cares
IAE-In Any Event
IAITS-It’s All In The Subject
IANAC-I Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTV-I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
IANAE-I Am Not An Expert
IANAL-I Am Not A Lawyer
IASAP4U-I Always Say A Prayer For You
IAT-I Am Tired
IAW-I Agree With/In Accordance With
IBGYBG-I’ll Be Gone, You’ll Be Gone
IBIWISI-I’ll Believe It When I See It
IBK-Idiot Behind Keyboard
IBRB-I’ll Be Right Back
IBT-In Between Technology
IBTD-I Beg To Differ
IBTL-In Before The Lock
IC-Independent Contractor/In Character/I See
ICBW-I Could Be Wrong
ICW-I Can’t Wait
ICYC-In Case You’re Curious or In Case You Care
ID10T-Idiot
IDC-I Don’t Care
IDGAD-I Don’t Give A Damn
IDGARA-I Don’t Give A Rats Ass
IDGI-I Don’t Get It/I Don’t Get Involved
IDK-I Don’t Know
IDKY-I Don’t Know You
IDM-It Does Not Matter
IDRK-I Don’t Really Know
IDST-I Didn’t Say That
IDTA-I Did That Already
IDTS-I Don’t Think So
IF/IB-In the Front/In the Back
IFAB-I Found A Bug
IGTP-I Get The Point
IGYHTBT-I Guess You Had To Be There
IHAIM-I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO-I Have No Opinion
IHU-I Hear You
IIABDFI-If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It
IIMAD-If It Makes Any Difference
IIR-If I Remember/If I Recall
IIRC-If I Remember Correctly/If I Recall Correctly
IIT-Is It Tight?
IITLYTO-If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old
IITYWIMWYBMAD-If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWYBMAD-If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIWM-If It Were Me
IJWTK-I Just Want To Know
IJWTS-I Just Want To Say
IKALOPLT-I Know A Lot Of People Like That
IKWYM-I Know What You Mean
IKYABWAI-I Know You Are But What Am I?
ILICISCOMK-I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILMJ-I Love My Job
ILT-I love Texting
ILTT-I love to Text
ILU-I Love You
ILUAAF-I Love You As A Friend
ILY-I Love You
IM-Instant Messaging/Immediate Message
IMA-I Might Add
IMAO-In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO-In My Considered Opinion
IME-In My Experience
IMEZRU-I Am Easy, Are You?
IMHO-In My Humble Opinion
IMNERHO-In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
IMNSHO-In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO-In My Opinion
IMOO-In My Own Opinion
IMPOV-In My Point Of View
IMRU-I Am, Are You?
IMS-I Am Sorry
INBD-It’s No Big Deal
INMP-It’s Not My Problem
INNW-If Not Now, When
INPO-In No Particular Order
INUCOSM-It’s No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
IOH-I’m Outta Here
IONO-I Don’t Know
IOU-I Owe You
IOUD-Inside, Outside, Upside Down
IOW-In Other Words
IRL-In Real Life
ISAGN-I See A Great Need
ISH-Insert Sarcasm Here
ISO-In Search Of
ISS-I Said So/I’m So Sure
ISSYGTI-I’m So Sure You Get The Idea
ISTM-It Seems to Me
ISTR-I Seem To Remember
ISWC-If Stupid Were a Crime
ISWYM-I See What You Mean
ISYALS-I’ll Send You A Letter Soon
ITA-I Totally Agree
ITFA-In The Final Analysis
ITIGBS-I Think I’m Going To Be Sick
ITM-In The Money
ITMA-It’s That Man Again
ITSFWI-If The Shoe Fits Wear It
IUM-If You Must
IWALU-I Will Always Love You
IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA-I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
IWBNI-It Would Be Nice If
IWIWU-I Wish I Was You
IYD-In Your Dreams
IYDMMA-If You Don’t Mind My Asking
IYKWIM-If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD-If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO-In Your Opinion
IYQ-I Like You
IYSS-If You Say So
IYSWIM-If You See What I Mean
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J
J/C-Just Checking
J/J-Just Joking
J/K-Just Kidding
J/P-Just Playing
J/W-Just Wondering
J2LYK-Just To Let You Know
J4F-Just For Fun
J4G-Just For Grins
J4T/JFT0-Just For Today
J5M-Just Five Minutes
JAD-Just Another day
JAM-Just A Minute
JAS-Just A Second
JC-Just Chilling
JDI-Just Do It
JFI-Just For Information
JIC-Just In Case
JK-Just Kidding
JM2C-Just My 2 Cents
JMO-Just My Opinion
JOOTT-Just One Of Those Things
JP-Just Playing
JSU-Just Shut Up
JSYK-Just So You Know
JT-Just Teasing
JTLYK-Just To Let You Know
JTOL-Just Thinking Out Loud
JTOU-Just Thinking Of You
JUADLAM-Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
JW-Just Wondering
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K
K-OK
KB-Kick Butt
KBD-Keyboard
KEWL-cool
KFY/K4Y-Kiss For You
KHYF-Know How You Feel
KIR-Keep It Real
KISS-Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT-Keep In Touch
KK-Kiss Kiss
KMP-Keep Me Posted
KMUF-Kiss Me You Fool
KOK-Knock
KOTC-Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL-Kiss On The Lips
KPC-Keeping Parents Clueless
KUTGW-Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM-Know What I Mean?
KYFC-Keep Your Fingers Crossed
KYPO-Keep Your Pants On
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L
L-Laugh
L8R-Later
LABATYD-Life’s A Bitch And Then You Die
LAQ-Lame Ass Quote
LBR and LGR-Little Boy’s Room and Little Girl’s Room
LD-Long Distance/Later Dude
LDR-Long Distance Relationship
LDTTWA-Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
LFTI-Looking Forward To It
LGMAS-Lord Give Me A Sign
LHM-Lord Have Mercy
LHO-Laughing Head Off
LIFO-Last In, First Out
LIS-Laughing In Silence
LJBF-Let’s Just Be Friends
LKITR-Little Kid In The Room
LLTA-Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMAO-Laughing My Ass Off
LMHO-Laughing My Head Off
LMK-Let Me Know
LMSO-Laughing My Socks Off
LMTC-Left a Message To Contact
LMTCB-Left Message To Call Back
LOL-Laughing Out Loud/Lots of Love
LOLA-Laugh Out Loud Again
LOLZ-Lots Of Laughs
LOML-Love Of My Life
LONH-Lights On, Nobody Home
LOOL-Laughing Outrageously Out Loud
LOPSOD-Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LORE-Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere
LOU-Laughing Over You
LSHMBH-Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSV-Language, Sex, Violence
LTHTT-Laughing Too Hard To Type
LTIC-Laughing ’Til I Cry
LTM-Laughing To Myself
LTNS-Long Time No See
LTNT-Long Time, No Type
LTR-Long Term Relationship
LTS-Laughing to Self
LTTIC-Look The Teacher Is Coming
LUMTP-Love You More Than Pie
LUSM-Love You So Much
LWR-Launch When Ready
LY-Love You
LY4E-Love You Forever
LYA-Love You All
LYB-Love You Babe
LYCYLBB-Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye
LYKYAMY-Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
LYL-Love You Lots
LYLAB-Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS-Love You Like A Sister
LYLB-Love You Later Bye
LYMI-Love You, Mean It
LYWAMH-Love You With All My Heart
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M
M2NY-Me Too, Not Yet
M4C-Meet for Coffee
MBN-Must Be Nice
MEGO-My Eyes Glaze Over
MEH-Who cares, whatever
MHBFY-My Heart Bleeds For You
MHOTY-My Hat’s Off To You
MIHAP-May I Have Your Attention Please
MIL-Mother-In-Law
MITIN-More Info Than I Needed
MKOP-My Kind Of Place
MLAS-My Lips Are Sealed
MMHA2U-My Most Humble Apologies To You
MML-Made Me Laugh
MMYT-Mail Me Your Thoughts
MO-Move On
MOF-Matter Of Fact
MOMPL-One Moment Please
MOO-Matter Of Opinion
MOOS-Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOP-Moment Please
MOS-Mom Over Shoulder
MOTD-Message Of The Day
MOTOS-Member Of The Opposite Sex
MRA-Moving Right Along
MSMD-Monkey See Monkey Do
MSTM-Makes Sense To Me
MTF-More To Follow
MTFBWY-May The Force Be With You
MTLA-My True Love Always
MTSBWY-May The Schwartz Be With You
MUAH/MWAH-The sound of a kiss
MUBAR-Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MUSM-Miss You So Much
MWBRL-More Will Be Revealed Later
MYL-Mind Your Language
MYOB-Mind Your Own Business
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N
N-No
N-A-Y-L-In A While
N/A-Not Applicable/Not Affiliated
N/M-Nothing Much
N/T-No Text
N1-Nice One
N2M-Not To Mention/Not Too Much
N2MJCHBU-Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?
NAB-Not A Blonde
NADT-Not A Damn Thing
NALOPKT-Not A Lot Of People Know That
NATCH-Naturally
NATO-No Action, Talk Only
NAVY-Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NAZ-Name, Address, Zip/Nasdaq
NB4T-Not Before Time
NBD-No Big Deal
NBFAB-Not Bad For A Beginner
NBG-No Bloody Good
NBIF-No Basis In Fact
NBLFY-Nothing But Love For You
NC-Nice Crib
ND-No Date
NE-Any
NE-WAYZ-anyways
NE1-Anyone
NE14KFC-anyone for KFC?
NE1ER-anyone here?
NE2H-Need To Have
NEET-Not currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
NESEC-Any Second
NEV-Neighborhood Electric Vehicle
NEWS-North, East, West, South
NG-New Game
NGB-Nearly Good Bridge
NH-Nice Hand
NHOH-Never Heard Of Him/Her
NI4NI-An Eye For Any Eye
NICE-Nonsense In Crappy Existence
NIH-Not Invented Here
NIM-No Internal Message
NIMBY-Not In My Back Yard
NIMJD-Not In My Job Description
NIMQ-Not In My Queue
NIMY-Never In A Million Years
NINO-Nothing In, Nothing Out or No Input, No Output
NISM-Need I Say More
NITL-Not In This Lifetime
NLL-Nice Little Lady
NM-Never Mind/Nothing Much/Nice Move
NMU-Not Much, You?
NME-Enemy
NMH-Not Much Here
NMHJC-Not Much Here, Just Chilling
NMJC-Not Much, Just Chilling
NMP-Not My Problem
NMTE-Now More Than Ever
NMU-Not Much, You?
NN-Not Now/Need
NNR-Need Not Respond
NNWW-Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
NO PRAW-no problem
NOFI-No Offense Intended
NOYB-None Of Your Business
NP-No Problem/Nosy Parents
NQA-No Questions Asked
NQOCD-Not Quite Our Class Dear
NR-Nice Roll
NRG-Energy
NRN-No Reply Necessary
NS-Nice Set
NSA-No Strings Attached
NSFW-Not Safe For Work
NSTLC-Need Some Tender Loving Care
NTA-Not This Again
NTH-nothing
NTIM-Not That It Matters
NTIMM-Not That It Matters Much
NTK-Nice To Know
NTM-Not That Much
NTMU-Nice To Meet You
NTTAWWT-Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That
NTW-Not To Worry
NTYMI-Now That You Mention It
NUFF-Enough Said
NVM-NeVer Mind
NVNG-Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
NW-No Way
NWAL-Nerd Without A Life
NWR-Not Work Related
NYC-Not Your Concern
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O-Opponent/Over
OAO-Over And Out
OATUS-On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS-On An Unrelated Subject
OB-Obligatory
OBE-Overcome By Events
OBO-Or Best Offer
OBTW-Oh By The Way
OBX-Old Battle Axe
OC-Original Character/Own Character
OCD-Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
ODTAA-One Damn Thing After Another
OIC-Oh, I See
OICU812-Oh I See, You Ate One Too
OL-Old Lady
OLO-Only Laughed Once
OM-Old Man
OMB-Oh My Buddha
OMDB-Over My Dead Body
OMG-Oh My God
OMIK-Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
OML-Oh My Lord
OMW-On My Way
ONID-Oh No I Didn’t
ONNA-Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA-Oh No, Not This Again
ONUD-Oh No You Didn’t
OO-Over and Out
OOAK-One Of A Kind
OOC-Out Of Character/Out Of Control
OOF-Out Of Facility
OOI-Out Of Interest
OOO-Out Of Office
OOS-Out Of Stock
OOTB-Out Of The Box/Out Of The Blue
OOTC-Obligatory On Topic Comment
OST-On Second Thought
OT-Off Topic
OTASOIC-Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
OTC-Over The Counter
OTF-Off The Floor/On The phone (Fone)
OTH-Off The Hook
OTL-Out To Lunch
OTOH-On The Other Hand
OTP-On The Phone
OTT-Over The Top
OTTOMH-Off The Top Of My Head
OTW-Off The Wall
OUSU-Oh, You Shut Up
OWTTE-Or Words To That Effect
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P
P-Partner
P&C-Private & Confidential
P-ZA-Pizza
P2C2E-Process Too Complicated Too Explain
P2U4URAQTP-Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
P911-Parent Alert
PA-Parent Alert
PAL-Parents Are Listening
PANS-Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PAW-Parents Are Watching
PB-Potty Break
PBB-Parent Behind Back
PBEM-Play By EMail
PBJ-Peanut Butter and Jelly/Pretty Boy Jock
PC-Personal Computer/Politically Correct
PCE OUT-Peace Out
PCM-Please Call Me
PD-Public Domain
PDA-Personal Digital Assistant/Public Display of Affection
PDQ-Pretty Darn Quick
PDS-Please Don’t Shout
PEBCAC-Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
PEBCAK-Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEEP-People Engaged and Empowered for Peace
PEEPS-People
PHB-Pointy Haired Boss
PHS-Pointy Haired Supervisor
PIAPS-Pig In A Pant Suit
PIBKAC-Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
PICNIC-Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
PIF-Paid In Full
PIN-Person In Need
PIR-Parent In Room
PITA-Pain In The Ass
PLO-Peace, Love, Out
PLOKTA-Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLOS-Parents Looking Over Shoulder
PLS-Please
PLZ-Please
PM-Personal Message/Private Message
PMBI-Pardon My Butting In
PMF-Pardon My French/Pure Freaking Magic
PMFJI-Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM-Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI-Pardon My Jumping In
PNCAH-Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
PND-Possibly Not Definitely/Personal Navigation Device
POAHF-Put On A Happy Face
POAK-Passed Out At Keyboard
POMS-Parent Over My Shoulder
PONA-Person Of No Account
POS-Parent Over Shoulder
POTATO-Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
POTS-Plain Old Telephone System/Pat On The Shoulder
POTUS-President of the United States
POV-Point Of View
PP-People
PPL-Pay Per Lead/People
PRW-Parents Are Watching
PS-Post Script
PSO-Product Superior to Operator
PTH-Prime Tanning Hours
PTMM-Please Tell Me More
PTP-Pardon The Pun
PU-That Stinks
PUTER-Computer
PVP-Player Versus Player
PWAS-Prayer Wheels Are Spinning
PWCB-Person Will Call Back
PWP-Plot, What Plot?
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Q
Q-Queue/Question
QC-Quality Control
QL-Quit Laughing
QLS-Reply
QOTD-Quote Of The Day
QQ-Quick Question
QS-Quit Scrolling
QT-Cutie
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R
R-Are
R U GOIN-Are you going?
R U there?-Are you there?
R&R-Rest & Relaxation
RAEBNC-Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RB@Ya-Right Back at Ya
RBAY-Right Back At You
RBTL-Read Between The Lines
RC-Remote Control
RE-Regards/Reply/Hello Again
REHI-Hi Again
RFD-Request For Discussion
RGR-Roger
RHIP-Rank Has Its Privileges
RHK-Round House Kick
RIYL-Recommended If You Like
RL-Real Life
RLF-Real Life Friend
RM-Remake
RMETTH-Rolling My Eyes To The Heavens
RMLB-Read My Lips Baby
RMMA-Reading My Mind Again
RMMM-Read My Mail Man
RN-Right Now
RNN-Reply Not Necessary
ROFL-Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROTFL-Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO-Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLOL-Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTGL-Rolling On The Ground Laughing
ROTGLMAO-Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
ROTM-Right On The Money
RPG-Role Playing Games
RRQ-Return Receipt ReQuested
RRR-haR haR haR
RSN-Real Soon Now
RSVP-Repondez S’il Vous Plait
RT-Real Time
RTB-Returning To Base
RTBM-Read The Bloody Manual
RTBS-Reason To Be Single
RTFAQ-Read The FAQ
RTH-Release The Hounds
RTK-Return To Keyboard
RTM -Read The Manual
RTSM-Read The Silly Manual
RTTSD-Right Thing To Say Dude
RU-Are You?
RUNTS-Are You Nuts?
RUOK-Are You OK?
RUS-Are You Serious?
RUSOS-Are You SOS (in trouble)?
RUT-Are You There?
RUUP4IT-Are You Up For It?
RX-Regards
RYFM-Read Your Friendly Manual
RYO-Roll Your Own
RYS-Read Your Screen
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S
S-Smile
S2R-Send To Receive
S2U-Same To You
S4L-Spam For Life
SAHM-Stay At Home Mom
SAPFU-Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
SB-Stand By
SBI-Sorry ‘Bout It
SBTA-Sorry, Being Thick Again
SCNR-Sorry, Could Not Resist
SEC-wait a second
SED-Said Enough Darling
SEP-Somebody Else’s Problem
SETE-Smiling Ear To Ear
SEWAG-Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
SF-Surfer Friendly/Science Fiction
SFAIAA-So Far As I Am Aware
SFETE-Smiling From Ear To Ear
SFX-Sound Effects or Stage Effects
SHB-Should Have Been
SHHH-quiet
SHID-Slap Head In Disgust
SHMILY-See How Much I Love You
SIC-Spelling Is Correct
SICL-Sitting In Chair Laughing
SICS-Sitting In Chair Snickering
SII-Seriously Impaired Imagination
SIL-Sister-In-Law
SIP-Skiing In Powder
SIT-Stay In Touch
SITCOM-Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD-Still In The Dark
SIUYA-Shove It Up Your Ass
sk8er-skater
sk8r-skater
SL-Second Life
SLAP-Sounds Like A Plan
SLAW-Sounds Like A Winner
SLIRK-Smart Little Rich Kid
SLM-See Last Mail
SLOM-Sticking Leeches On Myself
SLT-Something Like That
SM-Senior Moment
SMAIM-Send Me An Instant Message
SME-Subject Matter Expert
SMEM-Send Me E-Mail
SMH-Shaking My Head
SMIM-Send Me an Instant Message
SMOP-Small Matter of Programming
SMT-Something
SNAG-Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT-Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SO-Significant Other
SOBT-Stressed Out Big Time
SOH-Sense Of Humor
SOHF-Sense Of Humor Failure
SOI-Self Owning Idiot
SOK-it’s ok
SOME1-Someone
SOMY-Sick Of Me Yet
SOP-Standard Operating Procedure
SOS-help
SOT-Short On Time
SOTMG-Short On Time, Must Go
SOW-Speaking Of Which or Statement Of Work
SOZ-Sorry
SRO-Standing Room Only
SRSLY-Seriously
SSC-Super Sexy Cutey
SSEWBT-Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Texts
SSIA-Subject Says It All
STBX-Soon To Be Ex
STH-Something
STPPYNOZGTW-Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
STR8-Straight
STS-So To Speak
STW-Search The Web
STYS-Speak To You Soon
SU-Shut Up
SUAKM-Shut Up And Kiss Me
SUFID-Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUL-Snooze You Lose
SUP-what’s up?
SUX-sucks
SUYF-Shut Up You Fool
SWAG-Scientific Wild Ass Guess andSoftWare And Giveaways
SWAK-Sealed/Sent With A Kiss
SWALK-Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYT-So What Do You Think?
SWEET<3-Sweetheart
SWIM-See What I Mean?
SWIS-See What I’m Saying
SWL-Screaming With Laughter
SWMBO-She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWU-So What’s Up
SYL-See You Later
SYS-See You Soon
SYT-See You Tomorrow
S^-what’s up?
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T
T&C-Terms & Conditions
T@YL-Talk At You Later
TA-Thanks Again
TABOOMA-Take A Bite Out Of My Ass
TAF-That’s All, Folks
TAFN-That’s All For Now
TAH-Take A Hike
TAKS-That’s A Knee Slapper
TANJ-There Ain’t No Justice
TANSTAAFL-There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TAP-Take A Pill
TAS-Taking A Shower
TAW-Teachers Are Watching
TBA-To Be Advised
TBC-To Be Continued
TBD-To Be Determined
TBE-Thick Between Ears
TBH-To Be Honest
TBYB-Try Before You Buy
TC-Take Care
TCB-Trouble Came Back
TCOY-Take Care Of Yourself
TDM-Too Darn Many
TEOTWAWKI-The End Of The World As We Know It
TFDS-That’s For Darn Sure
TFH-Thread From Hell
TFLMS-Thanks For Letting Me Share
TFM-Thanks From Me
TFN-Thanks For Nothing/’Til Further Notice
TFS-Thanks For Sharing
TFTHAOT-Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTT-Thanks For The Thought
TFX-Traffic
TGAL-Think Globally, Act Locally
TGGTG-That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
TGIF-Thank God It’s Friday
THX/TX/THKS-Thanks
TIA-Thanks In Advance
TIAIL-Think I Am In Love
TIC-Tongue In Cheek
TILII-Tell It Like It Is
TINGTES-There Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks
TINWIS-That Is Not What I Said
TISC-This Is So Cool
TISL-This Is So Lame
TISNC-This Is So Not Cool
TISNF-That Is So Not Fair
TISNT-That Is So Not True
TKU4UK-Thank You For Your Kindness
TLC-Tender Loving Care
TLGO-The List Goes On
TLITBC-That’s Life In The Big City
TLK2UL8R-Talk To You Later
TM-Trust Me
TMI-Too Much Information
TMTOWTDI-There’s More Than One Way To Do It
TNA-Temporarily Not Available
TNC-Tongue In Cheek
TNT-‘Til Next Time
TNTL-Trying Not To Laugh
TNX-Thanks
TO GO NOOKLEER-to explode
TOBAL-There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG-This Oughta Be Good
TOM-Tomorrow
TOPCA-‘Til Our Paths Cross Again
TOT-Tons Of Time
TOY-Thinking Of You
TP-Team Player/TelePort
TPC-The Phone Company
TPS-That’s Pretty Stupid
TPTB-The Powers That Be
TQM-Total Quality Management
TRAM-The Rest Are Mine
TRDMC-Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TRIPDUB-Triple W/World Wide Web
TROO-True
TRP-Television Rating Points
TSIA-This Says It All
TSIF-Thank Science It’s Friday
TSNF-That’s So Not Fair
TSR-Totally Stuck in RAM/Totally Stupid Rules
TSRA-Two Shakes of a Rat’s Ass
TT-Big Tease
TTBOMK-To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN-Ta Ta For Now
TTG-Time to Go
TTIOT-The Truth Is Out There
TTKSF-Trying To Keep a Straight Face
TTS-Text To Speech
TTT-That’s The Ticket/To The Top/Thought That Too
TTTHTFAL-Talk To The Hand The Face Ain’t Listening
TTTKA-Time To Totally Kick Ass
TTTT-To Tell The Truth
TTUL-Talk To You Later
TTYAWFN-Talk To You A While From Now
TTYL-Talk To You Later/Type To You Later
TTYT-Talk To You Tomorrow
TVM4YEM-Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
TWHAB-This Won’t Hurt A Bit
TWHE-The Walls Have Ears
TWIMC-To Whom It May Concern
TWITA-That’s What I’m Talking About
TWIWI-That Was Interesting, Wasn’t It?
TXS-Thanks
TXT IM-Text Instant Message
TXT MSG-Text Message
TY-Thank You
TYCLO-Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
TYG-There You Go
TYVM-Thank You Very Much
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U
U-You
U Up-Are you up?
U-L-You Will
U2-You Too
U8-You Ate?
UBS-Unique Buying State
UCWAP-Up a Creek Without A Paddle
UDH82BME-You’d Hate To Be Me
UDM-You’re the Man
UG2BK-You’ve Got To Be Kidding
UGC-User-Generated Content
UNPC-UnPolitically Correct
UNTCO-You Need To Chill Out
UOK-Are You OK?
UPOD-Under Promise Over Deliver
UR-you are
UR2K-You Are Too Kind
URAPITA-You Are A Pain In The Ass
URSAI-You Are Such An Idiot
URW-You Are Welcome
URWS-You Are Wise
URYY4M-You Are Too Wise For Me
URZ-Yours
USP-Unique Selling Proposition
UTM-You Tell Me
UV-Unpleasant Visual
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